No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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