I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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