Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize