You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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