awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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