I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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