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(317): View more from Indiana

did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more

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(815): View more from Illinois

my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"

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(913): View more from Kansas

i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us

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(516): View more from New York

As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.

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(309): View more from Illinois

i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.

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