I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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