And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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