So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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