dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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