You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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