It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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