I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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