Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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