would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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