yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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