This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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