I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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