I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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