we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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