well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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