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Puke
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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