Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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