On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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