Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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