It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize