Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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