Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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