butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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