we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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