Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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