If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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