Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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