i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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