Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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