ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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