fuck your aforementioned shoe
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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