Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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