I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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