He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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