i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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