For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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