i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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