whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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