I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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