Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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