i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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