ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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