I could make wine with my vomit
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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