We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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