Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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